Midnight Lotus Platinum Edition male genitals

I don’t cyber in SL. My husband is sometimes away on business, so I guess that were we to go online together, it’s something that we could do, but it’s not something that has ever appealed to me.

As a result, I guess we could easily use the best free penis in SL, Midnight Lotus’s ‘Chrome edition’, something we’ve blogged on again and again in a hope to get some of SL’s male avatars to ‘keep it real’.

The Chrome edition, in case you didn’t know, is realistically sized and coloured. It’s free, and its non-scripted, i.e. there are no ‘working parts’. As a male you won’t be able to make your genitalia erect or ejaculate, for example.

Again, this wouldn’t concern us as we’re going to SL naturist sims where, just like RL naturist locations, an erection is never seen. So the Chrome would have worked for us.

In the end, though, Mr. Keng opted for Midnight Lotus’s Silver edition when joined SL.

When passing nipples to me, Hasuko (see this post for how this exchange took place) also passed a copy of her Platinum Edition to Mr. Keng. 🙂

Honestly, I’m married to such a wuss!!!!

It’s as if I’d asked him to go naked in public. Oh….wait! 🙂

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As with the Callisto nipples, there’s a whole slew of add-ons which come as standard. For example, the flick of a switch could switch Mr. Keng from circumcised to uncircumcised. Other editions require an add-on foreskin to create the uncut look. However, Mr’Keng is cut in RL, something of a rarity in Europe, so I imagine he’ll keep to his cut ‘profile’.

Linden Labs are an American company, and the overwhelming majority of its users American. As the majority of US males are still circumcised, this is a penile profile that would have dominated SL, and in my early days of playing the game I don’t think there were ‘uncut’ penises around (although, obviously, pre-blogging days, it wasn’t something I needed to research thoroughly).

Now, obviously, almost every penis available in SL offers cut and uncut versions, or as with Hasuko’s Platinum edition, both in the same unit. I think this is a brilliant idea, as it certainly allows male European players to more accurately reflect their own real lives.

I’ve never got myself ‘fitted out’ with any female genitalia, so the ‘pee’ options were new to me on the Platinum edition, but interesting nonetheless.

In a SL naturist environment, such things would not be something I’d ever have encountered before, I have to say.

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Thanks to the proliferation of badly made, oversized, badly coloured free and cheap penises around, permanently erect, I can’t say that SL erections are something new to me but once more, in an SL naturist environment -the vast majority of my SL playing time- it’s just not happening.

It’s not something we’d usually cover, but in the interests of thoroughness….

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As with the nipples, everything is adjustable easily and comprehensively, including the size of the penis or testicles, the colour and even the speed at which the male ejaculates. It was at this point that Mr. Keng protested. 🙂 ‘I am not going there!!!!’ he wailed.

No. He’s probably correct. It’s not really a ‘naturist’ aspect of SL, but genitals and skins on display certainly are part of our remit.

I have to say that it’s a great looking penis, and with an enormous number of variables that come as standard. In value for money terms, I would say it outranks some other brands and, from a personal perspective, I think it is enormously superior to some of the more expensive brands.

I would suggest that this should probably be a male genitalia of choice for all SL users. Another superb product by Hasuko!


The Su Casa blog

While we’re on the topic of updating you all on SL naturist related blogging activity, let me remind you that Gray Muircastle has been keeping Su Casa’s blog constantly updated, with an emphasis on RL naturist news that catches his eye.

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For photo-journalism related to Su Casa, I should also recommend Stefanie Stringer’s Flickr presence, where you can see a full album of photos from Su Casa’s 4th birthday party (something I missed! 😦 )



Bare Babble and Banter

Let me point you at the blogsite of SLN’s long standing friend, Boo Jacobus.

Boo’s fabulous blog, Bare babble and Banter, ploughs the same sort of furrow as SLN does, with sections dedicated to naturism in RL and another to naturism in SL. If you like the sort of stuff you read here, you’ll also adore Boo’s must-read site.



There are some stunning SL naturist photos on Boo’s site too! 🙂



Midnight Lotus Callisto nipples

It was my absolute pleasure to talk to Hasuko Kuramoto at Commune Utopia’s Friday evening dance. If you don’t know, she owns and runs Midnight Lotus, a company that specialises in SL genitalia.

Midnight Lotus have a Marketplace presence, and have a store inworld, plus other outlets at sims like Wild Coast.



Anyway, our attention was drawn away from those around us to IMs….shop talk!…Hasuko talking about her hopes and plans for Midnight Lotus in the future, and me doing the same regarding SLN.

At some point in the conversation I started moaning about skins in some stores coming with nipple pasties attached so that you can’t properly get the full effect.

‘Try these’, laughed Hasuko, and passed me her Callisto nipples set, which I’ve spent a bit of the afternoon playing with, so to speak 🙂 , and concluding that these are marvellous!


I’ve got a skin I like but the nipples aren’t quite me. I might have been able to make a more qualified judgement on the skin had the store offered full disclosure over what can be found in a variety of different shapes, sizes and colours. But these will solve that problem, as I can now change the size of areola, the skin tone, the direction of them (kind of upwards in my case) and have total control over making them as unique to me as nipples are to everyone else on the planet.


In the first photo I’m wearing them ‘out of the box’. Not my colour and not perfectly fitted…I wanted the photograph to show that they’re easily applied and can then be ‘fine tuned’ later as you experiment with the extensive control hud that offers full flexibility.


Picture 2 shows them with a different skin tone. Again, I’ve not fine tuned them for a perfect fit, that would take a few minutes to get absolutely correct, but it has only been a couple of clicks from the default to something that is now starting to look like me. 🙂



The nipples also offer some other interesting options. I’m almost beyond the point in life where I need to express milk 🙂 and I’ve certainly no plans to go through that again. But if you’re role-playing a new mother, then options such as these are terrific, and included as standard – there’s no need to purchase add-ons!


Again, an aversion to needles means that I’ve only ever had piercings done once in RL, on my ear lobes, when I was about 15. One piercing got infected and uncomfortable, so I took the studs out and have never since had my ears, or anything else, pierced. Certainly not my nipples!

However, there are plenty in SL who do like pierced nipples, and once again Hasuko has created a work of genius, by adding in about a dozen different nipple piercing styles as standard, and which will fit your nipples at the click of a button. No adjustment necessary!

What I’m going to say is that I’ve tried nipple piercings in SL over the years, but couldn’t really warm to them. Just too much adjustment was needed to the point where they became irritating. These, though, are the best I’ve ever tried and there is so much flexibility in them!

I’m currently at the stage shown in the second photo, and I’ll continue to fine-tune them to be a perfect fit when I get a moment away from RL to give them proper attention.

Every woman should own a pair of these! In terms of avatar enhancement, they’re one of the best items I’ve ever encountered.


WNBR Brighton, Sat. 14th June

I’ve signed up to do the WNBR ride in Brighton in June. So has Mr. Pookes.



We probably won’t get the chance to take our own photos, but may subsequently be featured in other people’s photos. Look out for us. 🙂

I’ve spent a lot of time researching this and it seems it’s a better ride than London, Southampton or Bristol, the other ones closest to us, hence our decision to sign up for it (our first WNBR). I’ve also spent a lot of time viewing photos of previous rides, and can conclude that, on photographic evidence, more than the 15% of the British male population who are circumcised appear to be riding in it in previous years 🙂 and certainly the 51% of the British female population who apparently let their pubic hair be natural are also well represented.

Usually, at this time of year, I move from ‘winter plumage’ to a summer trim (more realistically full depilation). On the basis of this info, and photographic evidence, however, the razor’s going back into the bathroom cabinet, at least until after June! Expect to see this reflected in SLN photos…