Occasionally weird behaviour (1)

I’m posting quite a bit today because we’re having a ‘quiet’ day. Young children don’t benefit from being in hot, fierce sunshine every day, so we will take a break from it and the children know that there will be at least a couple of holiday days when we limit our day time behaviour. They accept this because they know the day ends with a meal out!

Our new neighbour has continued to be around today, in a manner of speaking. After her naturist sunbathing on the balcony earlier, she dressed. Shortly thereafter a male friend turned up. They didn’t act in a romantic or intimate manner, while sitting on the balcony, but eventually she sat on his lap and, within seconds, they were up and into the apartment for some ‘afternoon delight’. Now, there’s nothing wrong with ‘afternoon delight’ and it’s highly likely two of my children were conceived during ‘siesta time’. So I’m not opposed to it at all, lol.

How do we know it was ‘afternoon delight’? We could hear it was afternoon delight as both participants put in a very vocal performance. Sometimes, we naturists are very keen to underscore that naturism isn’t sexual. Equally, we should not be afraid to acknowledge that, even in a naturist setting, sex is often very much on the agenda.

We’re on holiday, we’re relaxed, the weather is warm and few or no clothes are worn -even in a textile environment, so one thing often does lead to another.

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Sex isn’t part of naturism in a ‘swingers’ or ‘orgy’ sense, in the main, and just part of a normal, proper appetite.

What I found weird, though, is that a naturist girl, inviting a lover over, would choose to dress, then undress again. It all seemed like so much wasted effort.





My husband has been militantly opposed to shaving his man fluff during our entire relationship, so it was a shock when, this morning, he attacked himself with a razor!

‘Inspired’ by a look sported by many of the men here, with trimmed pubes and a shaved scrotum, he has followed suit. And very nice they look (feel 😉 ) too! Too much information?


He has wondered, out loud, if he should ‘finish the job’ and go totally bare down there, and has now wondered, out loud, if it would be something I might do too!!!!! Having spent the last decade ‘out of fashion’ and with it coming, a little bit, back into fashion, I think that’s unlikely 🙂




A new naturist nearby

The apartment where we stay has seen several different residents in the apartment directly opposite.

First there was the elderly gentleman who lived alone, came home from work each day and stripped off to sunbathe.

Then he seemed to find himself a middle-aged girlfriend, who we never saw going nude, and who was diarised on the SL Naturist blog asa little bit of a mini-series, ‘Consuelo’ while we simply surmised whether or not she ever became naturist.

The gentleman moved out, and was replaced by a young woman who didn’t appear to be naturist at all. Her mother sometimes lived with her, and the two of them carried on those Latin-type arguments with each other. The elderly mother, however, was a ‘meerkat’ type whose head bobbed up each time there were naked men around the pool!

The apartment has now changed hands again, and is occupied by a young woman of around 30 years of age. When we were having breakfast this morning she appeared wandering around in a nightie, then black underwear, which -while it’s none of my business- really annoys me to think that there are non-naturists occupying apartments that could and should have been sold to naturists. It’s ‘textile creep’, in my view, in the same way that some naturist sims are now frequented by people who never take their clothes off.

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Then the telephone engineer turned up, so it seems she was only dressed to let him in. Once he’d done what he had to do, off came her clothes to sit on her balcony! I don’t know why this should please me so much, but I just like the idea that naturist apartments should be sold to naturists.

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As I said earlier in the week, it seems that pubic hair is making a return to fashion, as this young woman, from a generation for whom shaving was the norm, was sporting a trimmed but very evident ‘bush’. Like I said…it’s coming back.



St. Juan’s night.

To celebrate St. Juan, bonfires are lit on the beaches, wishes are written on a piece of paper and thrown into the fire, you turn around three times and walk backwards into the sea to cleanse yourself in a ritual midnight, or post-midnight dip.

That means a skinny dip in this part of the world.

The waves were a little higher than usual, so there weren’t too many nude bathers in the early hours of this morning, but we stripped off with friends and got in anyway. 🙂

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