My sister in law Mary remains resolutely textile. I’m not generally a big drinker, but Mary likes to have a glass of wine or two in the evenings. Imagining that she might have some sense of lowered inhibitions after alcohol intake, I was socially drinking with her last night and we made it to the pool near midnight but the alcohol hadn’t lessened her resolve to remain textile.

Despite what she says, my betting is on a public nude debut before the week is out.

Ella